<![CDATA[经典笑话|冷笑话大全|爆笑短信 →蓝色心情HMR博客]]> http://www.hmr5.com/index.php zh-cn http://www.hmr5.com/post/356/ <![CDATA[一只蚂蚁和树上的乌鸦吵架]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Thu, 16 Dec 2010 08:34:57 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/356/ 蚂蚁:你有种就给我下来!
乌鸦:那你有种就给我上来!
蚂蚁:好!你给我等着, 有你好看!
乌鸦:你想怎么样?
蚂蚁:我马上去叫我所有的兄弟们一起摇你下来摔死你!
]]> http://www.hmr5.com/post/355/ <![CDATA[乌龟正在河里洗澡被癞蛤蟆看见了]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Thu, 16 Dec 2010 08:32:36 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/355/ 乌龟：没见过像我这样的美女吗？看你眼珠子都快要蹦出来了。
癞蛤蟆：妹，你就别逗我了，没有看见我身上已经起鸡皮疙瘩了吗？ ]]> http://www.hmr5.com/post/354/ <![CDATA[笨人的可怕之处并不在其笨，而在其自作聪明。]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Wed, 15 Dec 2010 06:45:59 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/354/ http://www.hmr5.com/post/353/ <![CDATA[让领导秘密地舒服,简称秘书]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Wed, 15 Dec 2010 06:44:43 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/353/ http://www.hmr5.com/post/352/ <![CDATA[我不记得了，他的速度太快了……]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:12:28 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/352/ http://www.hmr5.com/post/351/ <![CDATA[我这样做是为了保护现场]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:09:14 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/351/ http://www.hmr5.com/post/350/ <![CDATA[向左向右给人家别断咋办]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:44:32 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/350/ http://www.hmr5.com/post/349/ <![CDATA[城里有亲戚也不说一声]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:43:27 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/349/ http://www.hmr5.com/post/348/ <![CDATA[大象和蚂蚁结婚两天就闹离婚]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:16:14 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/348/ http://www.hmr5.com/post/347/ <![CDATA[你留着明天再洗吧]]> admin <7833495@qq.com> Sun, 12 Dec 2010 03:14:57 +0000 http://www.hmr5.com/post/347/